Soccer (Closing)

Cucurella's complaining-to-innocence ratio is even more lopsided than his head-to-shoulder ratio

I think that wasn't Sanchez's fault...

Chelsea player let that roll past him.

Just when I thought this match could have a good end Arteta the knobhead brings in Havertz to hand Chelsea the win

Sanchez is such a fraud man. He just looks so awkward when he tries to position himself to save things. He's had a few good saves for us this season but really not sure why we shipped off 2 keepers that were better than him

Why was Gusto putting his hands up instead of defending?...

Palmer went off and we can’t string a pass together.

Will probably get lost in all the piss-taking of how legitimately bad Arsenal have played here, but Chelsea have been very good this early evening.

Tactically, absolutely spot on, and their pressing has been relentless when high up the pitch, and shape flawless when defending deep.

Arsenal are over reliant on Martinelli

I stand by it

Arsenal look fucking shit haha, Chelsea should be 3 + up.

Amateur hour from arsenal today

When you park the bus you get the the Tross.

Arsenal are so lucky Chelsea cand score goals for some reason.. they are terrible infront of the goal

Inter winning, tune in into this one and Arsenal are losing, life is good

Both the goalies are high on something today

At halftime I almost placed a bet of 2-2 FT. Kinda regretting that I didn’t

Hope Arsenal get the winner now. You deserve fuck all if you're 2-0 up and don't see it out.

65m for a guy you dont trust to bring on here has to go down as bad business

Poch about to Spurs it up

Seems a bit harsh.

Palmer looking gassed as hell

LETS GOOOOOO

Omg hahaha these clowns man what are Spain doing to get these guys

What a finish. Midfielder more asleep at the wheel than Sanchez.

Havertz for a brace to win it you heard it here first

Part time hospital worker is here

Goalkeeper disaster class today

ITS COMING HOME

Goalie disaster class…

Holy shit that home form is dire

What a way to start breaking that (if they continue to win the game)

Chelsea really only have themselves to blame, so many wasted chances, sanchez is shit

7 minutes.... fully clenched

Can already see it Havertz +9

re-initiating asshold clenching

3 goals and none of them were well-worked...

That Jackson chance that he completely fucked realllllly coming back to bite them now

Fucking White looks like my tv after i tried drunkly changing picture setting

What an idiot!! What makes you think to make that pass

I would not be risking James in this game.

Why bring James on now

If we concede again and he gets hurt there goes a happy day

Forgot about Reece James' existence

Dammit Gusto, mark your man!

Could these be The Invincibles reincarnated

Maybe we can try shooting the fucking ball now instead of dribble dribble dribble lose ball

Both keepers are horrible

I cant believe PSG let fucking Thiago Silva go. Hes a fucking monster.

Well, it's something. Nice one Dec

What did I just watch? Chelsea player not tryiong to block, Sanchez not running back? And an excellent first time finish

Chelsea banter era back on the menu boys