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Anon lost the most important thing in his life (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 139 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The more you reread it, the more you notice how impressive the wordplay is.

[–] wings@lemmy.perthchat.org 56 points 1 year ago

A glassy, jarred look on her face.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Took me a few to get the noodle part lmao, It just naturally reads as a euphemism.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great foreshadowing

[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am on the internet for so long and read the whole thing. Disappointed with myself.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Son, I am dissapoint

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago

Goddamn this one got me good

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Is this loss?

[–] Deiv@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate it when my spaghetti sauce is on her period (> -.-)>

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

But she's obviously not on her period

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

🤌🤌

[–] favrion@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

This one is clever.

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

These fucking posts man

[–] BeefDaddySupreme@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Bahahah this is pretty good

[–] Raxiel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Always best to shove a bit more meat in when they're prego