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[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like the look of this place, honey. But why are there 5 smoke alarms in the bedroom?

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have the unfunny answer! We bought a house from an old couple. There are smoke detectors in all the bedrooms, because one of them was on oxygen.

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's law to have them in every room where I live, but not 5 in one lol.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

You don't want to end up with 4 broken and find out on a fire.... 5 on the other hand the odds for 5 failing well.. they are unthinkable at least to me.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

My wife and I need a new bed, we pretty much just have a matress and box spring sitting on a metal frame.

I'm a drafter by trade. So I designed us a new bed, a sturdy one. It will have four posts, and it will have recessed tie downs built into it. The foot board will double as a set of stocks, and best of all the matress will be at just the right height.

And I learned that I shouldn't design bedroom furniture while horny.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Just hang a boxing bag there most of the time like a normal person

[–] gecked@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd be more surprised to see a smoke alarm in somebody's room.

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They are required in bedrooms in California if the place was built after 1992.

Edit: Smoke alarms not sex swings

[–] muel@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it’s the case in most states now. Required in bedrooms and hallways

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Which in my apartment is annoying as hell; the one in the hall is less than a foot from the one in my bedroom. If one goes off when cooking, the other one goes off too. Redundancy is good but maybe put the one in the bedroom somewhere other than right above the door?

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

am i too innocent to know what a sex swing is or why it exists??

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll just let you google that on your own

[–] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Or the superior: let me google that for you . com

just google cara delevingne and ashley benson

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Well... it swings... and it sexs...

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure it's sex sling...