It's worse than this: Somehow he decided to live amongst the peasants, but put on this big show about; but 'how do ya do fellow plebs?'. In some twisted logic, Jesus is somehow the son and the father, at the same time, but different.
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Oh yeah his family is loaded, I heard they named a chapel after him
"pretends to be poor" == "not into conspicuous consumption"
Judging by the glasses, this is a 2012 meme judging hipsters for inconspicuous consumption.
I mean yeah if I could turn water into wine…
I rum a distillery and literally turn water into spirits. I just add a bit of yeast and sugar and boil that bad boy.
Guess I should call myself rum Jesus.
Well in that case I'll have a rum and Coca-Cola.
Started from the bottom now we here
Your’d better shut up, so you know who’s my dad?
Carpenters were pretty rich back then