Knowing how incompetent they are, I won't be surprised if they release a spreadsheet with a second tab they don't notice labelled "Donald's rape list"
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This is like trying to get his tax returns... 😒
Sounds like the files have been "fixed" so the orange rapist's name won't be found on the new and improved documents. All okay now.
Grok or openai?
Sounds like the Dumbass-in-Chief wants that twat to throw together a list of names and claim it's the Epstein list. Bet all the names will be Democrats.
that twat
I once used the word "twat" around my then-girlfriend. She said "you're pronouncing that wrong." WTF? "It's pronounced twah." Turns out she thought I and everybody else who used that word were trying to say the French word toit. No idea why she thought people were trying to use "roof" as an insult.
Shut up ya roof
🐕the fuck you just say?
It's pronounced ruff.
I hear lots of Americans online trying to use it and pronouncing it wrong (twot). It's twat, tw-at. Maybe they think we all say it like that?
OMG! I just realized Brits and Americans pronounce some words differently! Try saying "tuna" properly.
How do you pronounce swamp?
They pronounce it "PAR-luh-ment".
Made this joke at work. It'll be
- Colin Kaepernick
- Obama's wife(not even Michelle it'll just say Obama's wife)
- Greta Thunberg
That made me laugh out loud. It will probably say Obama Wife
If democratic personnel are thrown under the bus, they'll drag everyone else down with them.
If there was anything worth seeing surely Ghislane would've used it to get out of jail
Wait, didn't they say there are NO files? What files are they gonna release? The inconsistencies here will blow some people's minds.
They converted it into a pdf.
I need that nothing to PDF converter! oh, it's just grok? nevermind..
There is no Excel spreadsheet named Epsteins_Client_List.xslx
Ergo, no files.
duh, because it's .xlsx
These seem like the kind of people who use spaces, not underscores, in their file names.
also i bet they don't use spreadsheets... more like pdf files 🥁
And it's still .xls
Cue the news conference where she pulls out a 2000 page binder that she claims are the documents, only to just be blank pages.
I heard Trump has binders full of children.
It's an old reference, but it checks out.
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Nah they will inexplicably only name Democrats, there won’t be a single Republican name in there
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Please let this backfire spectacularly
I don't see how it could possibly help him. It's just going to keep the story in the media, longer it stays in the news cycle the bigger it snowballs.
More likely let it stay in the media and give them boring shit until something else catches peoples attention.
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It won't, they'll produce a bunch of falsified documents implicating everybody but TACO, and half the country will accept it as gospel.
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Didn’t they already do this? And found nothing?
I don't think there is a more direct way of saying "you want epstein files? Fine I will produce some fake files and release them. You will eat those files like eating shit all the while knowing they are fake, because that is what you are. You are my little shit eaters."
The key word is pertinent:
Pertinent
n. Anything that doesn’t portray Trump in a bad light while simultaneously harming his perceived foes, as determined by Donald J. Trump and/or Pam Bondi at the formers discretion.
Plus, the Grand Jury testimony is only a small fraction of the ‘files’
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“Produce”, as in “fabricate” or “forge”
Prepare for fake documents. Finally People can read this moron like a book. Lies and fake shit.
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List aside, did I miss why we aren't still talking about the 3 missing minutes and Adobe edited surveillance footage of the prison?
Because "flood the zone" is an incredibly effective tactic against Americans who can't stay focused on something longer than one day. Each time something horrific comes out in the news they can just tell people to look at Trump's ankles instead. Oh and then we get a very professional doctor's opinion that Trump is the greatest, healthiest president we've ever had with the physique of a college athlete.
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Springtime for Hitler
Does it exist today or not? I lose track sometimes. Is there an easy way to remember?
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I hate to say this, but Epstein/Trump stories feel like the real distraction. It's long been known that Trump is connected with Epstein, that he's a certified sex pest, and that he's creepy about kids (including his own daughter). It's been default knowledge that Trump is a pedo creep, yet people seem to think that even smoking gun evidence will make some sort of difference.
Almost nobody will seriously change where that stand based on anything that could possibly revealed. On the other hand, the economy is in shambles, the government in shreds, and there are actual fucking concentration camps that people are getting disappeared to.
There is too much horror in the moment for me to fret so much about these horrors from the past. Epstein will not harm anyone else, but unknown high level child sex rings will. Everyone around Epstein getting revealed will not bring retribution to many culprits, nor will it change the root causes of such unaccountable abuse.
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