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submitted 3 days ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

they can't even fucking perform a frontal lobotomy correctly.

it's an ice pick and a small hammer.

they can't even be proper dumbasses.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

hard to do with no brain to target

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 12 points 3 days ago

"Drill, baby, drill" - Donald J. Trump

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 15 points 3 days ago

There was a sudden whooph sound as pressure equalized, nothing more.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Please do.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Should have been other eye that went squonky.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Trumpanation

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

It is good that this is marked as from the Onion. In the US, you can no longer be sure what is satire and what is "just another Trumpist did".

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

trepanation for the win! You need trump like you need a hole in the head!

[–] thehowlingnorth@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Trump-a-nation.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

You didn't get me eating any onion this time, but I'll admit that I had to look at which sub this was in before realising it was satire.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

all that maga-miasma infected thier brains.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Is this... not an article and just a meme ?

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

MAGAmatics is the language of failure.