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[–] ansiz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I use so many extensions in my browser it will literally shock me when I use someone else's computer. Websites will just be massively different, full of ads. Most news sites are just not usable workout some serious script blocking and ad block.

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 32 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
  • 2025
  • Go to any website
  • uBlock Origin
  • No ads and cookie banners
  • Some AI chat assistant named Jill on the bottom right corner
[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I always ask AI Jill if she wants to fuck.

[–] CmdrKeen@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 days ago

So she said yes!

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Buying things online in 2005 was certainly better. Ebay was a wild place. You'd get in bidding wars going a dollar at a time. Sometimes you'd walk away with a pretty great deal. Not like now how you'll go to a garage sale and some dude wants retail for his 4 year golf clubs. That's in large part due to fb marketplace. It's straight ruined garage sale finds

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[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Rose tinted glasses. Shopping online in 2005 was absolutely not as simple as 3 clicks.

you missed the part about broken links, pages that wouldnt load because of some random HTML error, oh, and the payment itself either getting rejected or otherwise not working for a long time.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Not to mention the popup ads...

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The internet in the 2000s was like a WW1 Trenchline. Noise and graphic content everywhere and one wrong move could cost you life or limb.

I dont exactly remember when it started getting "safer" because I think the same time the internet was getting safer to browse, a lot of Millenial and Zillenial kids were getting smarter and otherwise learning how to not get malware and worms on their PC

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I remember arguing with my mum over a banner ad that said "congratulations you're the 1000th person to visit this page, youve won 1million dollars"

I was really young and I was like mum just put your card in here and get a million dollars its so easy and you always complain about having no money. Its not a scam we just got lucky.

I am lucky neither of my parents had a credit card or any trust for computers.

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I only fell for one of those maybe once or twice before I caught on. No money was lost though. just spam/adware

I did manage to get scammed and have my habbo hotel account stolen though, I was also a stupid kid.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

So many popup ads, and no adblockers to prevent them.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The fake chats all seem to use the exact same image too. Apparently this one woman works for dozens of support sites if you were to believe she was real in the first place.

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Likely because those sites are built by the same provider.

I work for a car dealership and all of the other dealerships of the same brand in our region use the same family of providers, We -used- to have the faces of real employees pop up on the chat thing until they got too busy to handle it

now its the same stock photo of a person who likely doesnt even exist

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

c/overemployed

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago

2025 Got to Online Store Type "toilet paper" in search bar. Instead of simply saying, "Sorry, we have no toilet paper" they expect you to scroll through 50,000 variations of "toilet seats", "toilets", "toilet brushes", "paper", "paper toilets", "paper brushes" only to finally discover there are no entries for "toilet paper", etc. and discover for yourself that they have no toilet paper.

[–] Zenoctate@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Literally enshitification. Often when these companies focus on one aspects and not others, it leads to such results.

[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'll enshrine this post it encapsulates something that I always struggled to put into words.

And, the sites end up eating battery.

[–] Gameline@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

it's called "enshittification", atleast that's how i refer to it

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And, the sites end up eating battery.

Yeah, but they would have done that in 2005 too, if you were using them on a device with a battery.

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