Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 1 year ago by Wordcraftian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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... two animals who are in a baaaaad moooood.

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[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ceep

[–] odium@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago

as you wish:

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow?

(seductive music starts playing) Brown-chick-n-brown-cow!

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ouch, that hurt my soul. Good job.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

made me sigh

certified dad joke it is! cheers!

[–] Wordcraftian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Mission accomplished! 😆

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Can't wait to bust this out on every kid I know :D