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“My heart is broken,” Gardner told the outlet. “Our baby shower is going to be next weekend, and he’s not going to be at home to go to that with me.”
Oh, don't you worry about that, ICE will show up and detain that baby.
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ICE will show up and detain that baby.
I heard they got the protip from the Commander in Chief himself. You just grab 'em by the pussy and that baby ain't goin' nowhere!
No doubt. Has she been reading up on trump's attacks on Birthright Citizenship?
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I thought the threat was Iranian nuclear ICBMs, which they don't have. Looks like the threat is inside the room.
At this point, I believe there are bad people on the left and the right,” Gardner said.
Ha, and might I add, Ha.
A point of light in an increasingly dreary world.
YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.
I read "blindfolded" at first and wasn't even the slightest bit surprised
“We have been saying we are getting the worst of the worst out—and we are. We don’t wait until a military operation to execute; we proactively deliver on President Trump’s mandate to secure the homeland,” DHS Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement.
These people are so evil. Hopefully someday they all get their just desserts from a Nuremberg-style trial.
10000% pure copium. The fascists will NEVER see any semblance of justice unless YOU, PERSONALLY dedicate your life to making it happen. And even then, it isn't likely unless millions of other Americans accept their individual responsibility as a citizen to do the same.
THAT is the level of effort required to bring a society back after it has allowed its democratic institutions to fail.
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This was mind-boggling and painful to read. Literally every paragraph was just wrong in at least six different ways.
She doesn't seem like the best catch.
“He brought happiness back to me, and taught me what it is like to be loved correctly,” Gardner wrote on the site. “He encouraged me, and still encourages me each and every day. He sees the best in me, and never has given up, despite how difficult I can be sometimes.”
If you can't handle me at my worst, I'll call ICE on you.
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Oh noez! Anyway…
I can't fight the 'tism kicking in, sorry. Those are cheetah, not leopards!