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I thought hard about what to do with the cash, but then I thought: "What would Jesus do?"

.So I turned it into wine.

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit

This is some advanced level gourmet dad joke

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I recently came into a lot of money.

The bank wouldn't take it, said I'd have to rinse it off first

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh shit, we need an Uncle Jokes community

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Dumb dad here. Heeeelp. What's the joke I'm so obviously missing?

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 13 points 2 weeks ago

My dad once picked up a beautiful hitchhiker. In the course of the drive she claimed to be a witch who could turn him into anything she wanted. My father, being very skeptical, asked her to prove it. She whispered some magic words in his ear and, sure enough, he turned into a motel.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Expand the view for the punchline.

[–] Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you! I didn't realize part of the joke was hidden on my app.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

YW. Took me a minute to sort it out as well.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 4 points 2 weeks ago

This. You're the real hero.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think I get it. I think the joke is that the dad SPENT it all on wine

I'm glad I'm not the only one who needed to go to the comments

[–] Nusm@piefed.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] rammer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

I found a wallet with a nice amount of money in it.

It was 69 €.