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[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What flag is that by the poster‘s name? A colorshifted trans pride flag?

[–] Edge004@lemm.ee 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Right, that‘s it. I‘ve never seen it before, thanks

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 12 hours ago

Real men taste their own semen and know that it is salty!

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Because the taste buds are in the front of your tongue, not the back of your throat.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I assume you're joking, but for those who got taught that in school but haven't thought about it since, that thing is basically bs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_map

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a deep throating joke.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know that part is, but specifically the front of your tongue tasting sweet is the weird tongue map thing that somehow made it into the education system

The back lf your throat doesn't have taste buds tho.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought the taste bud distribution thing ended up being kinda bad science.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 day ago

It did. Probably just making a deepthroating joke.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 16 points 1 day ago
[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 9 points 1 day ago

BAGEL NOOO!!!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mine tastes like pineapple and I'm willing to provide proof.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

Gotta slow down on the mtn dew man.