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[–] kubica@fedia.io 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The problem is they are Mormon so they can’t save your soul

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I don't know. There's got to be at least one decent Morman cobbler.

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

GOBBLE GOBBLE? What is wrong with these subtitles. GABBA GABBA WE ACCEPT YOU! ONE OF US!

Sorry. It's the best I could find on short notice. I thought it was "Gooble gobble."

https://subslikescript.com/movie/Freaks-22913

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was not prepared for that camera pan

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What is it with Mormons and the name Becca? If I count all the Mormon Beccas I've met, then counted this girl, she wouldn't even be on counted on my hands.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rebecca is a beautiful name IMO, but it's jewish (like etymologically) right?

[–] nelly_man@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's from the Torah or Old Testament and is the name of Isaac's wife. The name itself comes from the Hebrew for "to tie firmly" or "to bind."

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

The name itself comes from the Hebrew for "to tie firmly" or "to bind."

That explains a lot about the Rebecca I used to know.

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Look, we’re all looking for a unicorn. This seems like one of the least effective ways to do it.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Counterpoint: Unicorns famously love virgins

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

If you are young enough, church and tinder end up serving the same use so the concept isn't that crazy.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (10 children)

They both have different right and left hand. It's creepy as fuck.

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Lol, they are looking for at least a third (at the mildest kink), no preferences on the gender.

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