The problem is they are Mormon so they can’t save your soul
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Look, we’re all looking for a unicorn. This seems like one of the least effective ways to do it.
Counterpoint: Unicorns famously love virgins
If you are young enough, church and tinder end up serving the same use so the concept isn't that crazy.
What is it with Mormons and the name Becca? If I count all the Mormon Beccas I've met, then counted this girl, she wouldn't even be on counted on my hands.
Rebecca is a beautiful name IMO, but it's jewish (like etymologically) right?
Yeah, it's from the Torah or Old Testament and is the name of Isaac's wife. The name itself comes from the Hebrew for "to tie firmly" or "to bind."
The name itself comes from the Hebrew for "to tie firmly" or "to bind."
That explains a lot about the Rebecca I used to know.
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Lol, they are looking for at least a third (at the mildest kink), no preferences on the gender.