This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
"Delete and re-download the entire game, but use a 56k modem."
"My God house, the game launched fine! But how did the 56k modem have any effect?"
"It didn't, the reinstall would have worked either way, I just wanted to waste your time as punishment for being stupid."
What about port blocking by the ISP? It could be a networking condition!
What about 12VHPWR syndrome? Spontaneous GPU power connector inflammation could explain why other games are affected es well...
I recently had a game tell my my NVIDIA driver was out of date by like a year.
Ngl I just ignored it, that's like a 500mb update and I'm just not interested in the time it takes unless something breaks.
Mate, how do you play any games if 500mb takes too much time?
Because I already have them and don't need to download them again. 500mb on a mediocre day is like 2 hours.
If you mean online games, I tend not to because they often work poorly. For some strange, totally inexplicable reason that definitely has nothing to do with my terrible internet.
House, type in paru -Syu
Still better paru -Syyu --noconfirm
I hate Safe Mode.