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Can anyone confirm accuracy? (lazysoci.al)

submitted 6 days ago by LadyButterfly@lazysoci.al to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Horrabin@programming.dev 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fixed! "Fotran: You are ~~old~~ dead and a nerd"

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I am in fact an engineer and a nerd. Or as many of us like to call it, an enginerd

Edit: I wouldn't call Matlab my favorite though... But yes I use it. I mean, I'm on Lemmy... Like loads of users here, I like FOSS. So I'd say python is probably my favorite

[–] 7empest@beehaw.org 6 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I use R for all sorts of bioinformatics shenanigens, and I remind myself daily I am not a nerd. Even my rows of warhammer books, minis and Corvus Corax poster confirm to me I am not a nerd..... The Emperor Protects....my code

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[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Rust: Nerdy Transfem

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Welp, I guess you're sort of right…

[–] cole@lemdro.id 1 points 4 days ago

where is Dart :(

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Can't confirm, I'm old and a nerd and I love C++

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I don’t think I like any of them. This is just a job to me.

Just saw react in the “language” list and now I’m definitely a nerd.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I used to be very opinionated about programming languages but now I just really love all of them.

Sure some might not be the best tool for some jobs but maintaining a language is insane and just such a mind-blowing endevour.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Julia is a regular nerd?

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

She is, and she's lovely.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Java: you are in corporate IT
JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
Ruby: you are a gamer/modder/plugin maker

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Rust: you have long socks

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

RoR: am I a joke to you

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