Rust: you're an annoying nerd
D: you're a nonexistent nerd
this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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We can just remove the HTML5 entry all together.
JavaScript: You are jus pretending
Fortran has a logo now?
It's just an f in serif
rust: you're about to get a blahaj and a tiny blue pill.
My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?
We nagged our highschool around 97-98 until we got a programming course, we wanted c++ but the IT guy thought c++ would just be a fad, so we learned turbopascal.
I still do.
I wish they'd open source Delphi (and most of the libraries). Might actually breathe some life back into it.
Can't confirm, I'm old and a nerd and I love C++
where is Dart :(
Nope, JS is “You think you are nerd”.
Also, why React is there? It’s a lib not a language
This guy right here is a certified nerd
This guy right here is a certified nerd certifier
I didn't certify that nerd certifier though.
You want to be looking for some other nerd certifier certifier for that.
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Ah, yes. My favourite programming language (checks notes) HTML...
If your favourite programming language is HTML, we do not grant you the title of Nerd.
A real nerd would know that React is a library and HTML is a markup language, and neither are programming languages.
matlab is nobody's favourite language. although using it does require an engineering degree, which makes you a nerd.
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Most of these are scripting languages. Some are even markup languages. It's like the meme creator didn't even know what a programming language was.
I hope someone got fired for that blunder
What your comment says about you:
You are a nerd
What's the difference between a scripting language and a programming language?
Some people think that only compiled languages are true programming languages. (Needless to say, they're wrong.)
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A scripting language is a type of programming language...
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I am old and a nerd and I don’t see Perl on here.
Wait… is it the tiny camel at the bottom?
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No Haskell so I'm not a nerd 😎. Though from the languages I use the most (Java & Python) and other languages I enjoy (Rust, Julia) I can infer that I'm probably a bit of a nerd.
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I didn't knew that (1) Fortran has such logo and (2) I am old. Shit
if you have a favorite language that isn't on this, you're a super nerd.
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F in the chat for Fortran programmers.
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