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[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 23 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I just watched Casablanca for the first time a couple of days ago, and as someone that hates smoking, I just don't get how it came to be everywhere back in the day. Ingrid Bergman is probably the only non-smoker in the entire movie! Both her (breast, 69) and Humphrey Bogart (esophageal, 57) died of cancer.
Growing up with two smoking parents that'd both gladly hotbox their kids, my brother and I, when we drove anywhere was just awful. I really don't get how you can do that to other people without feeling ashamed.

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vaping is the new cool thing. I wasn't super socially present through high school, but I know that lots of the kids there do vape in the bathrooms and stuff and it's seen as cool somehow

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Tried in high school. I wanted to be able to smoke even if i didnt have or couldnt smoke weed. Thankfully a couple days in cigarettes made me vomit and I stopped without looking back. Wish I had been able to do that the first time alcohol made me vomit.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Lol as a non smoker when I take a rip I feel so lightheaded and awesome. No wonder people get addicted

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I know what you mean. As a non drinker I love getting drunk every week.

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[–] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (5 children)

You’ve obviously never been a smoker 🚬 sweet sweet nicotine, i miss u so!

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Fuck I miss cigarettes!

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[–] JayJay@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Addiction is a helluva drug!

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

Second line points out addiction, then goes on to ask why? That's a special kind of stupidity on its own.

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