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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44641840

Machia voted for Trump, drawn by promises of border control and national security. “We didn’t want drugs or gangbangers,” he said. But what he didn’t expect was losing some of his most dedicated employees to immigration arrests.

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

LOL. Idiots

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[–] 0li0li@lemmy.world 154 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yeah, because Vermont had so many issues at the Canafian border... and "gangbangers" are such a big problem in rural areas lol

GET FUCKED.

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[–] AntelopeRoom@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

These maga fuckers deserve all the worst

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago
[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago
[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

Guess who he will vote for next election. Nothing like repeatedly jamming a stick in your spokes.

[–] noride@lemm.ee 96 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Even though Machia says he would still vote for Trump

Maybe if he just offers the leopards a little more face....

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

At some point Maga will realize the grift and there will be some sort of a reckoning. And I’ll be watching and laughing. Mind you, it will probably be a right wing uprising but still I will laugh at that stupid fucking country’s implosion.

[–] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 52 points 1 day ago
[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least you guys are getting a parade for his birthday. That should be fun.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago

what did they think .. wait. yeah. they’re not capable of thinking.

Knowingly using undocumented workers, complaining about not having a visa program to continue taking advantage of migrants he degrades, and would still vote Trump, too. I hope they get bird flu from a big face full of cow mucus.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Leopards! Leopards!

Nom Nom Nom!

Eat their noses

Bite their toeses

Nom Nom Nom!

Gooooo, LEOPARDS!

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“Not my undocumented immigrants, though.”

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 points 22 hours ago

By far the greatest flaw of this thinking is that there is an exception for the things they want.

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[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Fuck this guy and his farm.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You could hire Americans at living wage...

Oh no, I said the 'other' quiet part out loud.

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What was wrong with the border? The farmer is a racist or a sheep. Sounds like both.

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May you have the life you voted for.

[–] rhvg@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump made you a better, harder working person. That’s not good?

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[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Boo fuckin hoo.

You also voted to milk cows alone at 4 a.m. you lazy mouth-breathing imbeciles. Enjoy.

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