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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (26 children)
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't follow in the dogma of the ears and nose, since you can't fuck them...

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

since you can't fuck them.

As opposed to the bullet holes then?

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fewer when part of a human centipede.

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

I would argue that being part of a centipede doesn't reduce the number of holes, it just creates a more scenic route to the outside.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

a vagina alone has 6, so this is hardly accurate.

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[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

Are you interested in a career in HR? Because I have a large staff which needs to be managed

[–] Ymer@feddit.dk 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

All y'all are some vanilla prudes, missing out on the lacrimal ducts.

11 hole action or GTFO.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 month ago

Build of you to assume I have human anatomy.

[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

So... Mouth, nose... Does nose count as one or two? And the ears... Wait, thats already too many. How does she have only three?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Definitely don't count pores!

Or, apparently, put her near a lamp.

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[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Don't forget bellybutton.

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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago

How many positions are available?

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Im pretty sure the human body has more than three holes

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

Yeah but this is why we don't ask freaky-ass topologists to define humans.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (19 children)

We've got 7! Four in the eyes, two in the nose, and one digestive! The rest are just topological cavities. Oh and extras for every piercing you have.

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

It said so in the Help Wanted ad you placed.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

That is an unusually low number, but I'm certain we can work something out.

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago

"Wow, three whole openings!"

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I never really found out what the third was for.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Sex. They're all for sex.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

You need to be careful with that one. She might get pregnant

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Eating and breathing

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