"I've been for a very long time Professor" Harry said, while standing on the ceiling "thanks to drinking blood i don't even need to sleep much" "explains why you are walking on the ceiling at this hour" Remus said
"its not like i only can consume blood, i can still eat normal food, as I'm technically a Dhampir, but Dhampirs aren't that different to Vampires. not that I drink that much human blood, when i usually just steal blood bags, or drink from animals".
"what do you mean, James wasn't a vampire" Remus Lupin said.
"no, but Lily was, at least my as far as my uncle tells me" Harry said.
"your uncle?" Remus asked. Harry nodded. Remus didn't know that Vernon Dursley was a vampire, nor Petunia one for that matter.
"well, with how old he is, more like Great great something, i cant remember how many greats he is, but Count Dracula is still my uncle"
"Count Dracula? the Count Dracula" Remus said, though very surpised.
"the very same" Harry said.
"and what do your friends think of you being a vampire?" Remus asked.
"well, the Weasleys are fine with it, though they are WereSpiders to begin with. I found out in first year while staying at the castle, and they learnt of me being a Vampire, and of course i stayed with them during the summer after first year. as for Hermione, she hasn't got a problem with it, but she is a Werecat after a potions accident.
"a were-cat?" Remus Lupin asked.
"she put a hair of a cat into a Polyjuice potion by mistake, no big deal, she does chase Lumos spells around now though, at least a specific version of that spell that is like a muggle laser pointer" Harry said Calmly. "come to think about it she does also bring dead birds to Ron, and I'm not sure why".
"of course" Remus said. "how Many students know that you are a vampire".
"quite a few actually" Harry said "but I'm lucky most of the apparent vampire weaknesses are either fake, or just normal human weaknesses".
"like what?".
"besides that one count over in America, most Vampires don't start counting things over and over again." Harry said.
"the Count is Real?" Remus asked.
"indeed, he is, and Cookie Monster was going to apply to be the defense against the dark arts Professor"
"he was?" Remus asked.
"yeah, Cookie Monster has been studying"
"you learn something everyday" Remus Lupin muttered.