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The sly wit of this documentary shines through as it follows a toxically masculine fitness influencer who consumes so many raw animal organs you can almost taste the salmonella. It is frequently hilarious

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[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Having piously attributed his inhumanly buff, conker-y body to the benefits of eating dicks and going on podcasts, it is proved that Johnson has, in fact, been injecting steroids to the tune of more than $11,000 a month.

Hahaha

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

his blood is going to be mostly steroids at this point.

[–] ZMonster@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Mike Israetel from RP on YouTube has at least two videos reviewing his "fitness". That was literally all I needed to see.

He put out a video just yesterday on him.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 66 points 2 days ago

LK: "I'm not taking any steroids!"
Narrator: "He took so many steroids."

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

As usual, self help gurus are scammers. Macho self help gurus are dangerous. What an absolute trash person. Hope his kids will be OK.

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago

When I read this article I thought it was a mock-u-mentary. I didn’t realize this was real life until your post wth.

[–] Numenor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Nearly every comment on that video sounds like they didn't even watch the trailer.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Dr Mike just did another Liver King video and he's definitely lapsed into severe mental illness territory, more-so than before

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The YT channel is "Renaissance Periodisation" for anyone interested in Bodybuilding/Steroids/Fitness/Dick Jokes.

Dr Mike is one of my favorite people, I genuinely think he would probably be a fun guy to hang out with.

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, it’s really something ain’t it? Leave the drugs and animal genitals alone kids

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The guy looks like Saxton Hale.

Or techno viking

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

70 minutes is short enough that I might actually watch this one

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Yes, I was thinking the same, but a part of me thinks we shouldn’t be giving these people the attention. It’s a self perpetuating illness. Others, even less deranged, may be tempted to copy if it gains popularity.