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[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 10 points 2 days ago

You all heard it. This year Hedonism will be held on the front lawn of the Idaho capitol building.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Please be all allies... Please

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Article says they guy putting it on is making an event to celebrate "family values". So, no.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Family values... Like men and women having sex? Just call it "family fest" or something if that's the case

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago

It'll be filled to the brim with closeted gay men. Not allies, but not hetero either.

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That would be ironic if more pro-LGBTQ people showed up and paraded instead.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or the queerest bunch show up in their best rendition of straight acting, but you can tell the act is coming apart at the seams for shits & giggles.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Wouldn't this be a good response to it tbh

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

This restaurant owner sure sounds Proud.

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