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New and improved dev ops lifecycle (feddit.org)

submitted 1 day ago by KatMosedAnnualCrimes@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Deployeee

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Deploy EEE

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The Asus Eee PC?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 hours ago

Embrace Extend Extinguish

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you really believe that court cases are decided by juries making decisions based on evidence and lawyers arguments?

Oh-ho, Danny! How could you be so naive?

Dan, court cases are decided by a series of blowjobs. In fact, our entire civilization is built on blowjobs. Everything from medicine to religion to dev ops.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I'll always upvote Mr. Show.

Fun fact, the guy sitting next to Bob Odenkirk and talking about blowjobs (Tom Kenney) went on to become the voice of SpongeBob.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Tom Kenny also met his wife, Jill Talley, and married her while on Mr. Show. She went on to be the voice of Karen, Plankton's computer on Spongebob.

It's why one of my favorite sketches is where they lampoon daytime Christian television where it's for worshipping Satan instead and Tom and Jill host it together. Jill rocks that absurd large hair.

An unfun fact is that the priest at the end of the blowjob sketch is Jay Johnston who is more well known for his roles in Bob's Burgers, The Sarah Silverman Program, and the January 6th Insurrection, for which he was arrested and charged.