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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] airportline@lemm.ee 25 points 4 days ago

He’s such a weird little creep

[–] ericatty@infosec.pub 24 points 4 days ago (6 children)

How many heirs fighting in courts all over the world does it take to redistribute a multi-billioniare's wealth through court fees, lawyer fees, accountants, penalties, etc until none of them are supreme-wealthy anymore? Just never work again wealthy.

Even if some of them don't really want it, they could still find lawyers to fight on contingency and let them drain the wealth. Then donate whatever they might eventually get, if anything.

For example, Anna Nicole and her late husband's son effectively fed lawyers for years and years. Michael Jackson's estate has been tied up in litigation for decades. And Mike had 3 kids, Anna one surviving kid.

With over a dozen and counting Leon kids, and a ton of potential other types of suits incoming from world-wide plantiffs, it'll be interesting to see how that estate eventually gets drained and dispersed.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

spreading like cancer

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 4 days ago

My contempt for this man has reached levels previously thought far outside the realm of possibility.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hopefully they all end up like his daughter.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

"WSJ is woke now"

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

Well. I certainly didn't have "Murdoch turns on a right-wing billionaire" on my 2025 hellscape bingo card.

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 24 points 4 days ago

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I have the impression that Musk wants to be the 'Black Goat with a Thousand Young'.

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago

There's a supposed 4chan tripcode that calls itself "The Antichrist" !SATANZ0Gpo. I read a ton of their comments, and I'm convinced it's actually Elon Reeve Musk. Is he just schizo-posting? Maybe. Maybe it's an imposter. Maybe...

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[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

OK Rupert, Now do Fox News too.

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