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[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

SLAAAAAAAAM

journalism!!!!

I've never met anyone with this disability as vile, hateful, violent, or senseless as any of them. And that's saying something because once one beat me up on the playground.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

flame retardant.

[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

It’s still used today in valid contexts, e.g. in the automotive industry, “retard timings.” The only real slow or dense person seems to be Joe.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

De platform this asshole already.

[–] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

what drinking too much donkey juice does to the brain

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Tsk. Maaaaannn... Smdh.

What's wrong with people

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[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

So he wants people to call him that?

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan, king of dumbasses.

[–] Franklin@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

every conservative thought leader is a dumb persons idea of a smart person

[–] Flemmy@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Outside of having people over with some interesting topics Rogey is a below average comedian.

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