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Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3... 2... 1...

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, as much as the next thing. We don't really know what would turn people gay.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Ummm, nothing. It's a biological trait upon birth. Christians are so funny when they say it's a choice. So if you feel it's a choice, pastor, or Brother, then guess what? You have a biological attraction to men. But no, they'd rather continue the lie that the Bible condemns homosexuality, not pedophilia, as that means they are really in trouble.

Far-IR radiation is male, so sending it through your dick makes you gay.

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Holy fuck! How many times did he go through it?!

[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

I've been through many airport body scanners and I like men, so I guess it's true. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 4 days ago

Well if it gets them banned..

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Dude, either shave the mustache or grow the rest of the beard.

As it stands now it's just a billboard for the Cruise Patrol.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Probably the only good thing DOGE has done is slash TSA funding.

They just turn me angry.

[–] Guns0rWeD13@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

there is no path forward until every christian in this country fears for their life.

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