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Fox News removes their Dow ticker as stocks crater from Trump's new tariffs (www.irishstar.com)

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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/news@lemmy.world/t/2006492

Fox News appears to have removed their DOW ticker in a pattern for the company, choosing to block out the steep drop in DOW points after Trump's tariff announcement

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[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Don’t look down

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if I could help it keep going by pulling my entire 401k

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I had to do that during his last administration. Now I'm going for broke

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

The new Republican policy. Put your idiotic head in the sand.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

To be fair, I wouldn't be surprised if, had they not removed the ticker, they'd gotten complaints about anti-Trump bias.

Not saying they were justified, but at this point, their viewers are as radical as they are.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, newsblonds, without the stock ticker your faces do look fat.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

We all know that BAD NEWS sells so they must think the crashing stock market is GOOD NEWS.

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah yeah yeah!!!! Gimme that propaganda!!! Gimme that denial!!!!!! Happy happy ignorance!!!!

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Pussies

[–] kudra@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Lolol. I thought this had to be on c/leopardseatingfaces 😂

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Pussies

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