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Epstein Island Only Place Unaffected By Trump Tariffs (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And apparently Russia

[–] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 32 points 1 day ago

And Belarus

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

This made me laugh out loud. Fantastic.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 1 day ago

I'm sure the joke was different but trump made it reality

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

So Russia is now an island?

[–] PixellatedDave@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hungry?

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, just ate, thanks.

[–] PixellatedDave@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

What a difference a letter makes!

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 day ago

Not quite true. Heard things were so bad that little boys' pants were half off now.