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[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you tried not meeting someone, they will never leave that way

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What kind of sick Lego minifig makes a house out of arm leg and torso pieces? You're made of carbon and so is your house, but that doesn't mean it's made of flesh. Now they do use amputated legs as mech hands and decapitated heads as nice railings, but not houses.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol true, but also I'd say that a Lego person and a Lego brick are closer to each other than I am to drywall.

[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] StarkestMadness@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

note to self 📖🖋️ Watch out for Laura.

[–] Hyggyldy@sffa.community 4 points 2 years ago

It's true. I met Laura once. She ate my baby.

[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

too late I'm in your walls muahahahaha

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good luck. I'm mostly asbestos.

[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

tasty cancer wool

[–] Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the classic cyanide and happiness comic: https://explosm.net/comics/kris-gingerbread

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

He screams for he remembers and wants to forget

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago

The carbon based man sits in a carbon based house...

It is only to the outside, non-gingerbread/lego/carbon observer, that it appears weird.

[–] Turun@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If your house is mostly made of wood the same applies to you.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which is carbon-based, just like you.

[–] onichama@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Like, for red-haired people?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Vampire: The Masquerade's Clan Tzimisce vibes

[–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

We're carbon based lifeforms living in houses made from carbon.

[–] Demonicwolf227@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hmmm... I don't see what the problem is. Maybe people are just assholes.

Or they want to remain blind to the horrors our brick brothers face.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I once had someone come visit my place and the first thing they did was laugh their ass off because I had anal beads just hanging off the shower hook. Terminally single, baybeeeee-!

[–] bufordt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

At least you had some clean beads handy to reaffix their ass.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

They're all embarrassed cause you don't know how to use Legos bro. You're supposed to use your imagination.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I would laugh as fuck and find it interesting.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 2 years ago

Minecraft rotten flesh block