Dolphins would fuck your family dude, those things are godless
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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This reminds me of the dolphin jokes that Lower Decks got away with in almost every season. Dolphins + Universal Translator = Instant workplace harassment.
They need Jeeezus!
OMG. Wait. If we ever do try to figure out how to translate their language...
Someone is going to actually try to teach them Christianity. I guarantee it. It's inevitable.
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Feel like they have ATHF Hand Banana energy.
"What do you think he means by that? 'Tonight, you'? Like it's some kinda threat?"
Story time. A couple years ago, we were sailing off the US east coast around South Carolina, and as you do in that situation, we were trailing a fishing line behind the boat in hopes of catching something. Suddenly, we were surrounded by dolphins giving us a show, jumping in the waves, playing around the bow, all that jazz. The kids were delighted, we were taking pictures and videos and generally enjoying ourselves when we noticed some splashing a little distance behind the boat. We pulled up the fishing line only to find that the lure and tackle were missing. Looks like the sneaky fuckers were distracting us while they stole our dinner!
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I grew up being taught that dolphins are like dogs that swim and orcas are dangerous.
Turns out orcas love humans and refuse to attack us unless we are being flaming assholes and dolphins are just born evil.
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Dolphins are assholes.
Huffing Pufferfish and taping seals.
Also, sharks side eye and look very cuddly :3
so long and thanks for all the fish