Programmer Humor

Good lord.

These people cannot do half of what she can do.

@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

Maybe

Maybe

They are just making shit up and doing jack shit

Hard drive was made by Tesla

60k lol.

I regularly work with data in the 16tb range and weirdly my computer is fine. Git gud, doge scrubs.

“I store my records on vinyl. You’ve probably never heard of them.”

Skill issue, as the kids like to say.

I used to perform data analysis of robotics firmware logs which would generate several million log lines per hour and that was my second job out of college.

I don't know how you fuck up 60k lines that bad. Is he nesting 150 for loops and loading a copy of the data set in each one while mining crypto??

What is this, a table for ants? Because that’s the average number of ants in an ant colony and it’s nowhere near an impressive amount of rows to be doing any sort of processing on. It wouldn’t be an impressive amount of rows if your rig was an i386DX-33 running off a 5” floppy.

I bet a million bucks the harddrive didnt "overheat".

Its just someone who doesnt know anything about computer hardware.

Its like me saying my car overheated if there is smoke coming out of it. I know nothing about cars.

just a lame-ass excuse for not finding whatever evidence they were looking for.

elsewhere, some seeding was done.

now they'll do the 'full' data grab and 'find' what they were looking for.

They even doubled down: https://xcancel.com/DataRepublican/status/1900565922831618202#m

Is this a real post? I can’t seemed to find it on that website “X, formerly known as Twitter.”

No matter what actually happened here we can confidently state this clown is full of shit and has no idea what he's doing.

I didn't know hard drive overheating was a thing. Should I be worried that my 5 year old hard drive is about to overheat. I mean is this actually a floppy disk or something?

I've used local hard drives from like 1992 and I have never ever gotten them to overheat.