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Literally every time someone dismisses Wikipedia, it's because they believe something crazy that Wikipedia told them is wrong.
I checked conservapedia once, and its actually unhinged. If someone tells you to look at that, or reccommends it, they're crazy.
Molly White is very bright, and she makes them feel inadequate so they "have to" attack her. It's truly pathetic.
“YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS” is such a fucking pussy-ass response, too.
Hard drive was made by Tesla
60k lol.
I regularly work with data in the 16tb range and weirdly my computer is fine. Git gud, doge scrubs.
“I store my records on vinyl. You’ve probably never heard of them.”
Skill issue, as the kids like to say.
I used to perform data analysis of robotics firmware logs which would generate several million log lines per hour and that was my second job out of college.
I don't know how you fuck up 60k lines that bad. Is he nesting 150 for loops and loading a copy of the data set in each one while mining crypto??
What is this, a table for ants? Because that’s the average number of ants in an ant colony and it’s nowhere near an impressive amount of rows to be doing any sort of processing on. It wouldn’t be an impressive amount of rows if your rig was an i386DX-33 running off a 5” floppy.
I bet a million bucks the harddrive didnt "overheat".
Its just someone who doesnt know anything about computer hardware.
Its like me saying my car overheated if there is smoke coming out of it. I know nothing about cars.
just a lame-ass excuse for not finding whatever evidence they were looking for.
elsewhere, some seeding was done.
now they'll do the 'full' data grab and 'find' what they were looking for.
They even doubled down: https://xcancel.com/DataRepublican/status/1900565922831618202#m
Is this a real post? I can’t seemed to find it on that website “X, formerly known as Twitter.”
No matter what actually happened here we can confidently state this clown is full of shit and has no idea what he's doing.
I didn't know hard drive overheating was a thing. Should I be worried that my 5 year old hard drive is about to overheat. I mean is this actually a floppy disk or something?
it is a thing, but any competently designed computer should have things in place to prevent this.
unless you're an arrogant dipshit and disable all the hardware safeties on your computer to make it go faster and wear harder.
I've used local hard drives from like 1992 and I have never ever gotten them to overheat.