this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2025
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[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When you peg your man so hard he prolapses and you're able to smell his colon on your pillows long after he's rushed off to the ER ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] homesnatch@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Colo-rectal help?

[โ€“] NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

How do we know he wasn't sitting on her pillow though?

[โ€“] huquad@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

I tell my dog this all the time.

You don't rip ass on her pillow so she's reminded of you as your brand slowly wafts out over the next couple hours or days?

[โ€“] DrBob@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is there a spelling mistake?

[โ€“] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, but the meme implies she meant cologne.

[โ€“] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 8 points 1 day ago

Alas, both she and the rest of us know she meant exactly what she wrote.

[โ€“] Cort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

No spelling mistake, just someone tired of getting pink eye