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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
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[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I've never heard it pronounced any other way than "engine x".

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 20 hours ago
[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I first encountered it, it was by hearing it. It took longer than it probably should have to recognize that when people talked about “engine x”, they meant “in-jinks”

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[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The correct way is njinx because enginex is a dumb spelling and is too much like twitter

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[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought it was pronounced N-G-N-X

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 5 points 23 hours ago

To be or not to be, that is the question

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

NGNX, the other tetragrammaton.

Although I'm Jewish, so I should probably write it N-NX.

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[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As always, first impressions count. There is no way I'm starting to call it engine x now, except for fun.

[–] anzo@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've done a semi-exception in the case of Xitter. I like this new name Elon chose because it brings the possiblity of playful sounds. Same goes to Xitler.

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In Chinese, "X" makes a "sh" sound.

Take from that what you will.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 23 hours ago

Not everyone knows that though.

[–] ad_on_is@lemm.ee 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago
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They can pry my /ɡɪf/ from my cold dead hands.

/dʒɪf/ heretics can burn

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I've always pronounced it "In-jen-iks". I blame Jurassic Park and it's fictional biotech company InGen, but it does kinda also sound like "eugenics". But I dunno man, if you want everyone to pronounce your software a specific way maybe spell it in a manner where the pronunciation is more obvious? Just a thought.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

Thank you, i will call it that from now on

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, so this isn't a testosterone supplement?

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

When this baby hits 200rps, you’re gonna get some hairs on your chest

[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I always pronounced it engine-x (fluent as one word) but never thought of it meaning engine lol

n gin x -> en gin ex -> "enginex" spoken, nginx thought

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[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago

I've always pronounced it "not-Apache"

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

am i the only one who thought it was nyuh-inks

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 126 points 1 day ago (26 children)

And JSON is pronounced “javascripton“

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 83 points 1 day ago

Oh my god it's Javascripton Bourne!

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[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

There's a linux file called fstab which is often pronounced f-s-tab because it's a table of file systems. It was somewhat surprising to hear Dave Plummer pronounce it as "f-stab", as in stabbing someone...

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

"F-stab" is just more fun to say.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It'll forever be F-stab in my head

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

f-s-tab is feeble. Unsatisfactory. Bureaucratic.

f-stab is jocose. Nonchalant. Sharp.

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[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Whereas fsck, short for "file system check", should be pronounced "fisk" when someone in a suit is around, otherwise it's "fuck".

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[–] Kelly@programming.dev 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My workplace calls it "n-jinx", we know its nonstandard but its still what is understood by the team.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 94 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've been pronouncing it N-gin-X, which is probably close enough once slurred together

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[–] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If you want people to pronounce your project name correctly you should spell it that way. Having a FAQ on pronunciation means you've messed up and lost already. Want it to be called "Engine X"? Call it "Engine X".

My favourite is SAP not wanting people to call it Sap but to spell it out S.A.P. Well sorry, but it's a CVC word, literally the first kind of word everyone learns.

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] vanta@lemm.ee 44 points 1 day ago (5 children)

like how curl in my head is "curl" and not "c-url"

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 day ago

It is pronounced like "curl" though!

We pronounce curl with an initial k sound. It rhymes with words like girl and earl. This is a short WAV file to help you:

https://media.merriam-webster.com/soundc11/c/curl0001.wav

https://curl.se/docs/faq.html#What_is_cURL

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