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[–] HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Because it's harder to kill someone by hitting them with it.

But in all seriousness, you can go a lot farther, a lot faster, across much worse terrain and weather in a car than a bike.

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[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The one downside is that a lot of people I know have had some nasty accidents and broke a bone or something. Sure, in cars you are also at the risk of kissing a tree at highway speed, but bike accidents feel a lot more common and have a lot less protective metal involved

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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 16 hours ago (51 children)

I dare you to travel on your own bicycle in the depths of winter across the USA in the same timeframe as a car.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (5 children)

But demonstrate the incontrovertible need for a car during one's regular commute through an average modern city. And I'm even offering the main exception - busses and taxis/ride sharing/whatever the current nomenclature, as I consider public transportation to be its own independent thing, unrelated to Cars.

I think the people who would enjoy such a venture via bike have or are already doing it, the rest of us would just like to be able to ride the bike through the city without having to play Frogger with three lanes filled with enraged lumps of cortisol *wrapped in two tons of steel and various other such substances.

Edit: added * to further drive home the viscerality of my desire.

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[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 13 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

The reason you can't is much more about infrastructure than weather, especially within cities

Source: I live in Scandinavia and everyone bikes even when it's cold

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[–] MichaelScotch@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

That’s impossible and no one is implying that bikes should replace other modes of transport for interstate travel. However, I bike commute in winter in Wisconsin and it takes less time than riding the bus. Driving a car is faster than my bike commute, but only marginally so.

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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Checkmate liberals-tier comment. Why did you even post this?

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I dare you to cross the Atlantic in a car.

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

They might be inexpensive where you live. I've paid more than half of my paycheck for my bicycle, and it's one of cheaper ones.

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