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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[slightly off topic]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/students-disabilities-transition-trump-education-b2700465.html

There was a program to help disabled students become independent taxpayers. But it used the word "transitioning" and got defunded.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

Ffs! Trump and president Musk need some help "transitioning" to another state of being themselves:

[–] kbal@fedia.io 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I still have the grant because I changed the title

Fortunately for the research team, their paper titled "Reanalysis‐driven regional big weather trend models over New Zealand: Earthotology and extreme events" was not affected.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Nice, wonder what would happen if we just started calling it "Big Weather ~~Change~~ Trends."

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago

nothing is too oniony anymore

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's alright, Kamala would've done the same.

Right, 'bOtH sIdEs'-people?

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 2 weeks ago

The biden Harris admin was genocidal and no amount of minimizing that changes things. Harris lost because she was an awful candidate and the so called “protect democracy” democrats couldn’t even be bothered to hold a legitimate primary.