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[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 days ago

Let's play coin flip!

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Am I also in range of the nuclear bomb, or am I safe? Unclear as the image doesn't specify if it is drawn to scale or not. Also which direction are the tracks currently pointing.

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Middle track. Then I have plenty of time to hotwire the nuke with my handy dandy mallet

[–] DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I like those odds

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Wait, what does the middle track do?

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[–] sga@lemmings.world 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

my family is dying and i dont like it, atleast get me on the tracks with them, would not be able to live with the guilt anyway

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[–] fallowseed@lemmy.world -1 points 5 days ago

deepmind: tr0ll3y m4n r3f3rs t0....

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