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[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Magic. Two others at random.

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[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Depending on which deity we're talking, "divine powers" is a no-brainer. Besides that: Immortality, invincibility, siphon powers. Use the time I have (i.e. all of it) to learn unarmed combat and weapon master, and become insanely rich and very intelligent, then invent implants and a powersuit (why would anyone pick those if they're a freebie with immortality), then wait around for others who have picked different powers and siphon off their powers. Since I'm invincible, I can also swallow some plutonium and become radioactive.

So, in conclusion, I would like to be a sci-fi lich.

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Being a necromancing immortal weathercontroller sounds fun...

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Magic Feral Submariners will take over the world one day.

Shape shifting, teleportation, and insanely rich

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Divine Powers

Immortality

Phasing

Bitches think they can bury me in a cave behind a boulder? I don't fucking think so.

That said, I do need more detail on "power syphoning." Seems like a no-brainer if you get to keep them.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Attractive Male, Immortal, Divine Powers.

[–] AlexCory21@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shape Shifter, Teleport, Insanely rich.

  • Be anyone/anything I want to be
  • Go wherever I want instantly
  • and if i need anything else, just buy it with money
[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Do you need money if you can just teleport into a bank vault, grab some gold, and teleport out? :p

[–] blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

shapeshifting teleportation and electricity control sure why not

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can now freely move shale.

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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Immortality, invulnerability, and shape shifter to not attract too much attention (hide)

[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Shape shifter makes half of these redundant. I pick that, teleport, and electric control.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 1 points 2 days ago

Teleport, invisibility, and psionic as long as that includes mind reading.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ignoring the devine powers weather control is ridiculously op. When i was smaller i was thinking of what extremely op devil fruit you could get in ome piece and i picked weather control. You can literally strike anyone with lightning, controll air pressure, create extrelemly strong winds that are localized(air bending), create a firestorm(firebending), rain an shit(waterbending), depending on weather you count disasters as weather(i would normally not count eartquakes but floods are def weather) you can literally turn whole cities, countries to dust. Also potentially you could just spawn certain animals that are commonly found in hurricanes if we count that. Also flight probably because of the wind powers. Your temperature range is basically -100 to 100 which is also op. You could travel with 500km/h because that was the fastest wind ever recorded. You could also rain 1kg pieces of hail on people. So yeah you would be a god basically even without the devine powers. You can add immortality of course and with that you are literally a god at that point. You can add attractive male/female(which i presume means extremely attractive because youre spending a slot on it) or super speed so you can be fast while doing this shit or anything else tbh as youre already a god.

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[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

1 insanely rich so i dont have to work. 2 divine powers so i can be impressive and perform impossible fears, thereby recovering the majority of the skills i didnt pick 3 psychic so i can know what others know, uncover secrets, predict behavior, prevent crime, predict weather, and potentially talk to pets

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Insanely Rich x 3

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What if I already have the power of being attractive 😎

Do I have to waste a choice to keep it?

And does immortality come with eternal youth?

Invulnerability, Invisibility, Psychic

[–] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Immortal, Teleport, Intellect

Idk how magic fits in here, since Teleport is typically a part of magic.

I will use it to fix the world buy making a lust for power and greed to the detriment of humanity a death sentence. My super hero name can be Incentive. I will make it my duty to make sure that the ruling class finally has a proper incentive to do what is right. I'll be like if Kira from death note wasn't a moron.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Teleport is creating wormholes, that's science, not magic. I'm an adult I think.

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Shapeshifter, magic, immortal. Boom.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Necromancy necromancy necromancy.

Easy!

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 2 points 2 days ago

Immortal, invulnerable, magic.

Magic would probably enable a lot of the other things on that list, and having unlimited time to practice it, you could become a demigod in, to you, no time at all.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Im thinking... Rich, healing, teleport

Solve any current problems with money, heal people/animals, easily and instantly go anywhere.

I would attempt to "heal" the ultra-rich from whatever their obvious problem is. Lol

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does sub-mariner come with flight and super strength or is it owning an actual submarine?

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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

How fast is the super speed?

[–] philluminati@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Unarmed combat + necromancy

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