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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 hour ago

I'm so fucking tired of this shit.

[–] whome@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 hours ago

Freedom fries all over again

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 18 points 14 hours ago

Just like the fucking Nazis and Communists changing names of cities, roads, etc.. to suit their fucked up agenda. Chemnitz was once Karl-Marx-Stadt and the fucked up Nazis changed many Slavic city and town names along the Polish border before the outbreak of WW II.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 39 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Guarantee the house and senate are going to be full of this kind of shit to the exclusion of anything even remotely useful

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Can only hope this is the case. If they're not being useful, chances are they're not being genuinely destructive either

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

And it's an omnibus law that also bans abortion, with meaningless exceptions for rape, but only if the perpetrator is sentenced before the first trimester; or life threatening conditions, but only if the mother is actively dying. And if you vote no on that, you'll be smeared forever as the traitor of America.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

why is the media giving this idiot the time of day. no it's not called the "gulf of america" and no congress can't do squat about it. it's a stupid distraction from an idiot.

[–] itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com 10 points 11 hours ago

The President is very much a figurehead - he wields no real power whatsoever. He is apparently chosen by the government, but the qualities he is required to display are not those of leadership but those of finely judged outrage. For this reason the President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it.

https://hitchhikersguidetoearth.fandom.com/wiki/President_of_the_Imperial_Galactic_Government

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 13 hours ago

Because people voted for him

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 39 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

To everyone here.

I know most of you are fed up, exhausted and disgusted. The key is to never give up and roll over. Once you do this the idiots will have won and we we'll be permanently screwed. We had already gone through four years of Trump's Idiocracy. Four more years sucks but you need to keep fighting the good fight. We can get through this!

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago

Oh I'm never gonna stop fighting. They can send my gay ass to the camps and I'll still fight. IDGAF

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 16 hours ago

We've always been permanently screwed, it's just new people getting added to the screwed side of the equation.

Better late late late laaaate then never I guess.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 56 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Hey look, another 4 years of Republicans not doing anything of value for the American people.

Meanwhile, Democrats just banned medical debt from showing up on credit reports.

The differences between parties couldn't be more obvious and Americans were still stupid enough to elect the do-nothing party. That's how I know this country is barreling down a path to collapse. It's not Trump. It's not even Republicans. It's braindead stupid Americans.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Why not replace First past the post voting so more political parties can participate in the electoral process with no spoiler effect?

Don't democrats support democracy? Are democrats afraid of having to compete for our votes?

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Do you mean democrats or Democrats? Because the latter is absolutely not looking to compete any further.

[–] prof_wafflez@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Americans were still stupid enough to elect the do-nothing party.

Yeah disinformation and social media slop has diminished the little confidence I had that America could turn it around. It's over and we are simply running out the clock, imo. Even if we are able to slice off the Republican fascist hydra head the climate change head will have grown too powerful at that point and devour us all

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah. I mean I try not to be the guy standing on the corner with the "THE END IS NEAR" sign, but the writing is on the wall here. History has shown us that if a populace doesn't work hard to maintain a democracy, it loses it to the forces working against it. And our society simply can't responsibly handle the threat of internet propaganda and radicalism. There will never be a more stark election than what we just experienced and we still failed the test. If we're failing the easiest, most obvious tests we could possibly be given, we don't stand a chance.

It's not going to be some cataclysmic collapse and downfall. It's going to be slow and steady and extremely despressing.

[–] prof_wafflez@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I try not to be the guy standing on the corner with the “THE END IS NEAR” sign

Same. At this point I'm exhausted though. I don't see a way through and people have proven themselves far too stupid and susceptible to misinformation for there to be a way. A few people I know whom I used to think were fairly smart have even fallen prey to some clearly wrong misinformation on something as simple as birth control and have actively shown distrust toward multiple medical professionals. Simply no energy left to fight against the tide of stupification. We're cooked

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

A few people I know whom I used to think were fairly smart have even fallen prey to some clearly wrong misinformation

This is probably the most depressing aspect of it all to me. Finding out that people who I thought were intelligent and good are actually anti-intellectual and amoral.

You know when you have a society rebelling against vaccines, one of the greatest things to ever happen to humanity, that you're witnessing a downward spiral.

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[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Damn, my medical debt that is currently affecting my score must have not gotten the memo.

Edit: Holy fucking shit you’re right, PLEASE GOD LET THIS FUCKING LEGISLATION STICK! DO ONE THING!

Another edit: Can the Trump administration kill this on day one?

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah. It's a big deal.

"BUT DEMOCRATS DON'T DO ANYTHING!!!"

Honestly, I'm not sure how possible it is for Trump to undo this. I haven't looked deep enough into it. I read something about Biden doing what he could to make it hard for it to be undone. There's so many nuances to our legislative system and the powers that the president has that it's hard to tell how safe this from Republican fuckery.

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[–] repungnant_canary@lemmy.world 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This is not good obviously, but it's also very US-centric to think that name Gulf of America indicates it belongs to the US. In an alternate timeline it would totally make sense to have a gulf between two Americas called the Gulf of America or even the American Sea. But the US has effectively hijacked the name America

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

We could then call it Gulf of ~~the~~ Americas, by simply adding something. (Vandalizing Maps is easy that way)

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

All you need is a sharpie to vandalize maps!

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 47 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Mexican here. This is happening as much as "the wall" happened. Don't let him distract you from the H1B issue.

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[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago

More meaningless culture war bullshit.

[–] Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 26 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Politics aside, “Gulf of Mexico” sounds way cooler. Easier and more fun to say, too.

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[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The reason Trump is doing this is so that we are not focusing on the rift in the party over H1B visas.

Where the fuck are the Democrats hitting the issue while it's hot with 3 interviews a day agreeing with the average Republican over Trump and Musk?

[–] hayes_@sh.itjust.works 17 points 22 hours ago

where the fuck are the democrats?

Pointing fingers at each other and drifting further to the right, probably.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ignoring everyone. Then when it's election season again, they'll act like you're a Russian troll who just started talking to spread division.

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[–] No1@aussie.zone 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Wait till he 'rebrands' to

Ameristan

or maybe

Trumpmania

[–] 108@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Ahh the important things that will improve all American lives

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[–] Doorbook@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago (12 children)

This is the first step to annex another region.

  1. Historical Claim
  2. Support separatist or militia in these region
  3. Fabricate or Encourage attack on the border
  4. Impose light economical sanctions
  5. People in such country will get fed up and will increase clashes with the government.
  6. Government start anti-usa imperialism and start military campaign against them.
  7. USA say they are committing genocide or something and question their sovereignty
  8. USA announce special operation to restore peace

Cycle continue ….

We saw this in Lebanon, Libya, Iraq, Syria, Yemen, Ukraine and many other countries that the USA has admitted funding different group inside them to destabilize them. But now it seems trump plan or asked to do the same with both Mexico and canada.

They can justify it with Mexico because of drugs and immigrants, but it is harder for Canada. They US news tried to blame canada for “terrorist” and “illegal immigrants” but it seems they are following the same stories with Mexico.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He won, he doesn't have to make pointless stands anymore but I guess old habits die hard.

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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago

President Freedom Fries can call it whatever the fuck he wants. That doesn't make it internationally recognized.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Rational National pointed out that the 'Gulf of America' name was actually a joke Colbert made back in 2010 when he was still doing the Colbert Report.

Roughly 2 minutes into this video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BtzFxY66F7s

Old article about MSFT donating to Colbert's 'Gulf of America' charity aimed at cleaning up / mitigating oil spills from rigs that broke after Katrina:

https://news.softpedia.com/news/Bing-Donates-100-000-to-the-Colbert-Nation-Gulf-of-America-Fund-144192.shtml

We live in the Demented Clowns timeline, honk honk.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Well the US can call it the Gulf of bullshit all they want, for the rest of the world it IS the gulf of Mexico. Renaming it doesn't give them anything extra, or any rights.

Its actually just really really petty and little, just some nonsense so that his base can say " look ge is really working hard for us!"

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[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I wonder how long it will be before the white house issues a 9 dash line Trump has hastily marked up with a red permanent marker.

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

2016-2020 : President of Alternate Facts 2025-2029: President of Alternate Reality

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Actual, literal toddlers are really taking over the US, aren't they?

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