this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Samuel_Sturm@lemmy.today 28 points 3 weeks ago

No thanks, I choose life.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The previous owners just spotted their TV in the listing and are on their way back for it. That might be a deal-breaker for some.

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I love how the TV is too high anyway, but as if to emphasize, the power cable doesn't reach the socket

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 24 points 3 weeks ago
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago

I like how you can sit on the kitchen counter and do dishes on the opposite side of the kitchen... in either sink.

[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 21 points 3 weeks ago

"Stanley enters the door on the left."

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This screams "weird cult" to me. Why a fireplace in the basement? To kill the victims with carbon monoxide?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

To be fair "weird cult" and/or "murder house" describes at least half the posts in this community.

[–] YaksDC@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago

Love the unrailinged "stage" that you can easily fall off of

[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I kind of like the quirky design, but it definitely needs some TLC. There are some nice flourishes, but the layout could be a deal breaker. It's hard to judge from the photos.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

The person who sent it to me described it as "The Winchester Mansion on a budget."

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 17 points 3 weeks ago

The previous owners must have been very narrow people.

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 8 points 3 weeks ago

Just want to nudge that kitchen counter a teeeensy bit out

[–] weirdboy@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

That may be the longest kitchen counter I have ever seen

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

Stains in the 5th picture scream "murder scene."

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

For an 1800s house (apparently) it is in remarkable good condition. Houses built prior to indoor plumbing tend to be wonky and rarely a clean or easy update to modern living standards.

All things considered the worst part of this house is being in Ohio.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

You want to maintain your murder house so you don't get people in to do repairs and see the body parts hanging on meat hooks.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did MC Escher have a hand in the architecture?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe the architect was just drunk.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

TV too high

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

TV too high

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 3 weeks ago

what is that walkway? how... what?

"That's a strange house", I thought, until I saw it.

"Ah, it's in Ohio. Makes sense."