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[–] horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I need me to find a woman like this someday in life

> Would you fire a shoulder padded missile to a rocket from the foreign invaders ?

>> Yes

> Please marry me

Figuralativly speaking ofc

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago

Fuxking metal

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 58 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

This makes me sad. No preschool teacher should have to ever do this. Nobody should have to do this.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Agreed, but I am glad there are those who are willing to step up to the plate anyway.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Her career was prepping lives. Now she's saving lives.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

I think it's perfectly fine if our pre school teachers have this kind of life experiences to draw upon and use to teach kids

[–] AlbinoPython@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, this feels like orphan crushing machine news.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 19 hours ago

War, or shooting down cruise missiles with MANPADs? Technically, you could do the latter in peacetime.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 day ago

Prior to the full scale invasion, Nataliya was a preschool teacher.

Uniquely skilled at dealing with shit.

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

Not surprising, she has seen true war already with her class of crotchgoblins

[–] cybermass@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

That's actually badass as fuck

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

MANPAD

Is that what we're calling it now?

[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Yeah stupid mistake. It doesn’t matter if it’s one or more, it’s always WOMANPAD