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Followup question - can you give her a giant dick?
Sure, in 18 years.
TOO OLD!
With genetic modifying you could ethically bang advanced aged adult 3 year old futa Inu girls with giant schlongs!
Everyone always fantasizes about dick size .... but what about vagina size ... is there an optimum or 'perfect' size for that?
I'm a guy btw and also ..... I can't believe I just asked that question :(
As a guy, I'll take a crack at this... Make sure it can stretch as needed without injury, but can also grip, push, and pull. Also do something to reduce/eliminate UTI's, that sucks for everyone.
3" deep when resting 5" when aroused with a diameter of 1cm and an elasticicity quotient of 1.33, repeating of course.
Damn, keep the scientific researches rollin'!
Such a beautiful study ... it brought a tear to me eye
Damn that study figured out the measurements of so many people. Legit.
Also a guy and never really thought about it. It's not like I ever had multiple options to choose between. Just have to take whatever comes with the few women that have been interested in fucking me.
Everyone knows that the "sex appeal" slider in character creation is for dick size in men and boob size in women.
Needs more ass sliders for both. I need that cake. Looking at you FFXIV. Byregot can't hog it all.
There isn't so much an ideal size that everyone should aspire to, rather you should find someone that fits you. It's best when the sheath fits the sword.
My 'sheath' would appreciate that and so do I ..... unfortunately, she would also likely bludgeon me with a sword if she saw this conversation.
This got me weirdly thinking about what would be the perfect size and whether they could genetically select for that, then I realized I was thinking way too much about a web comic and should just go see if there is a porn version of Gattaca.
Penis size is specifically mentioned in Gattaca by the character supervising the urine sample, so I'm pretty sure they're already engineering that in the world of the story
should just go see if there is a porn version of Gattaca
Best I can do is the movie Gattaca hosted on a porn site.
Good enough for me, I'm easy.
I am almost sure the “perfect” size would be smaller than 90% of people assume
As a woman, you are 100% right.
Size queens are mostly for porn, and a small percentage of people in real life.
The man with the perfect dick size, but he ejaculates in ten seconds and immediately lapses into a coma.
Hey, I'm 2 out of 3!
$100B for generically engineered babies.
Not one penny on education or health care.
And you know none of these kids are getting vaccinated.
No need for a vaccine if your engineered to be immune to the disease.
Good thing evolution isn't real
By the time the disease evolved enough to be able to target someone who is genetically modified to be immune to it, it would have likely changed enough to where the current vaccine didn't work either.
That's why they release annual new vaccines for flu and covid.
Oh, I thought you we're referring to the normal child vaccines, the vaccines that are normally talked about when you're referring to vaccinating kids.
My kids get annual flu and covid shots too.
But sure, built in immunity to polio and MMR and stuff would be neat. Just not comprehensive.
Maybe the vaccines come pre installed
our immune system is programmable
seems stupid to change that