this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2024
309 points (99.4% liked)

NonCredibleDefense

6625 readers
541 users here now

A community for your defence shitposting needs

Rules

1. Be niceDo not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.

2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes

If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a "credible" source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it's non-credible. Low-hanging fruit such as random Twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Matrix chat.

3. Content must be relevant

Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.

4. No racism / hatespeech

No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits.

5. No politics

We don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.

6. No seriousposting

We don't want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.

7. No classified material

Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how "open source" and "easy to find" it is.

8. Source artwork

If you use somebody's art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art's source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.

9. No low-effort posts

No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.

10. Don't get us banned

No brigading or harassing other communities. Do not post memes with a "haha people that I hate died… haha" punchline or violating the sh.itjust.works rules (below). This includes content illegal in Canada.

11. No misinformation

NCD exists to make fun of misinformation, not to spread it. Make outlandish claims, but if your take doesn’t show signs of satire or exaggeration it will be removed. Misleading content may result in a ban. Regardless of source, don’t post obvious propaganda or fake news. Double-check facts and don't be an idiot.


Join our Matrix chatroom


Other communities you may be interested in


Banner made by u/Fertility18

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 18 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how's your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ Scans fuel intake 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone's happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ Cleaning the cockpit glass You're so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it's like your airframe doesn't know when to quit. 🎯 Locks on target Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. Flight control override engaged I've got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 Emergency descent protocol Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 Full afterburner Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like a HUD display. I'm thirsty, and it's not for aviation fuel. Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ Inhales deeply Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. Engaging vertical climb Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! Supersonic moans Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵

[–] Someplaceunknown@fedia.io 1 points 3 hours ago

aaand that’s enough internet for today

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be hilarious or horrifying. I think it's a little both

You wanna go make some unusual rotor movements if you know what I mean

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some joysticks were getting manipulated in that cockpit, that's for sure.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 29 points 1 day ago

It's not called a cockpit for no reason.

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (3 children)

why does this have 3 downvotes?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

It's complicated.

The Disturbing Case of the Disappearing Sci-Fi Story | WIRED - https://www.wired.com/story/attack-helicopter-meme-sci-fi-story/

[–] mormund@feddit.org 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because it is "the one joke" of transphobes

[–] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Huh really? I never knew that. I remember it from like 2010s era and I always just associated it with like.. not wanting to share your gender in a fun way when asked for it in online forums. "Are you a guy?" "No, I'm actually an Apache attack helicopter ". I didn't know it had that connotation.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

The general idea is making fun of non-binary gender identities by using one that's absolutely unreasonable.

It's totally fine on the context of NCD imo, because aren't we all a little Apache attack helicopter deep down inside?

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because people crave the dopamine rush being offended.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago

apparently even mods.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Come on, make the noise. You know how it turns me on. Nobody will hear.”

https://youtu.be/dSSAIo8x6Oo

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

Unusual rotor movement intensifies

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow