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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

So, "what in the isomorphic fuck" covers all the bases?

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

No, because then you enter into Homomorphic fucks.

Beyond that you have the ring of fucks.

Shit gets real within the field of fucks, entering the fuck domains

Further you get Abelian fucks

[–] SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Nah, they just colloquial terms for emphasis. Though that's not nearly as fun!

There are absolutely imaginary fucks.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I take "what the absolute fuck" to mean there's a platonic ideal of "fuck" and that's what they're referring to.

But this did make me want to find out the etymology of "absolute" :

https://www.etymonline.com/word/absolute

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 5 points 10 hours ago

(thank|fuck)you, this is going to waste my whole weekend. A visual representation of etymology, that is awesome, I guess I am one of the 10,000 today

[–] red@sopuli.xyz 22 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (4 children)

Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.

Are fucks a form of cryptocurrency?!

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn't really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.

[–] red@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 hours ago

If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.

[–] jerakor@startrek.website 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.

[–] red@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 hours ago

A good point 😅

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

A currency for sure. Both crypto and not

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[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No that's simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 21 hours ago

Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn't involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don't we?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We already have irrational fucks, they're called politicians.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

So now we have both irrational and fractional fucks, we have all real fucks, and since we can have "twisted fuck" we can rotate any fuck through any angle and we have the entire complex fuck plane.

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Person 1: "fuck you!"

Person 2: "a real fuck to you to"

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Would a Gordian knot be like an ouborous of fucks?

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And now a whole generation of 12 year old boys thinks that’s what normal sex is like.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago

Fun fact about me, I was actually 12 once.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Yes, OP only gets you to Q[i]

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 9 points 22 hours ago

"What kind of fuckery is this?"

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.

If I'm missing something here, please fucking let me know.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

That fuck's a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck. So fucked.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?

I've been called pretty fucking ugly, sooo...

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Hmmm so it may have been a compliment

[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 17 hours ago

Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.

[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

...static fuck?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Yes, this is correct.

You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.

Like, I'm about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have to real fucks to give anymore).

(The thing is they are both imaginary as well as irrational fucks, which complicates math a lot & I only work with fuck approximations)

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it's not a math term

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

|fuck|

yes it is.

¿Porque no los dos?

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Yes to all of those.

Source, my time in the Army.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 17 hours ago

If negative fucks are real, then it would be possible.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lots and lots of possible interpretations for "I don't give a single fuck".

Including dozens...

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I fucking love science

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