About a year of shelf storage life for green whole unroasted coffee beans.
Been thinking about them beans
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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Wonder if we will see an uptick in American made "koffee"?
Something like the Ersatzkaffee from yesteryear. I mean they have the means of making caffeine so maybe it will be better?
Black Rifle Koffee
But (assuming a tarrif is something that can even pass) I imagine you're going to see a swiss cheese of exemptions for favored countries. And these countries will become a back door for imports.
Expect all of your coffee to be mysteriously harvested from Canada.
Why do you think Canada would be spared tariffs?
The intent is clearly to "fix" the USs trade deficit, so Canada being the biggest trade partner would be prime for these.
I think any tariff that passes will have a swiss cheese of exemptions, because that's just how the game is played in Congress.
Lobby hard enough and you'll get your country excused one way or another.
Canada being the biggest trade partner would be prime for these.
It would be prime for Canadian ports, and for a host of middle men who get to launder trade goods through a legal loophole.
But that's the real end game. Not domesticating manufacturing, but monopolizing channels for import/export.
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No don't. Last mandate, Trump out tarrifs on Canadian steel, labeled it a strategic risk. Read somewhere that it boosted Russian owned us steel mills somehow. Canada is not getting any favors from that guy.
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In our techo utopian future, the only caffeinated beverage will be Diet Mt. Dew.
Because of your lack of patriotism for our national beverage, the leadership has decreed that you will now only be able to drink caffeine-free Diet Mt. Dew.
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Maybe there’s money in starting a coffee exporting business to the US…
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Get yourself a few bottles of caffeine pills. They're really cheap and might get you through some tough times