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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 122 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

His looks don’t bother me. His ties to Peter Thiel terrify me. Y’all are focusing on the wrong shit man.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And his lack of any sort of moral compass beyond "money"

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 24 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah holy shit, I listened to an interview with him with a legitimate news outlet and he seemed shockingly reasonable. Then i watched some clips of what he said at republican events and it was the usual awful shit.

Dude conforms to whatever is expected of him. No standards, no values, no morals. He’s terrible.

[–] Oyml77@lemmy.today 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It is even more terrifying to think he is next in line to be president and Trump appears to be not long for this world.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not long for this world? Care to elaborate?

[–] Oyml77@lemmy.today 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He is an old, overweight man who eats too many hamberders to last forever.

[–] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 3 points 3 weeks ago

Plus he regularly abuses stimulants and appears to be in the middle stages of Alzheimer's: even if he lives another 10 years I doubt he'll be in office long before he gets sectional 5'd by Vance.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've read enough of Vance to be terrified of him. Apparently a lot of Vance's stuff comes from Curtis Yarvin, they certainly sound the same. But Yarvin has no reason to muzzle himself at all and it's just the weirdest shit ever.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yes. He’s a fucking monster.

[–] perspectiveshifting@sh.itjust.works 65 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Who gives a shit what he looks like. Focus on the real problems instead of being childish like the conservatives.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah, this actually upsets conservatives and I'm sick of pretending they understand words with more than 3 syllables when it comes to politics

Conservatives don't deserve nor will get respect moving forward and if they don't like that they can for the fuck Up, adults will discuss actual problems

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It really doesn't upset conservatives. They see this and acknowledge it as the affirmation that it is that libs like you are triggered by their epic president and have no argument so you have to resort to name calling.

They do the same thing back to you and you conclude they can't understand words with more than 3 syllables back at them.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

It really doesn't upset conservatives

I personally know multiple conservatives who this shit very much upsets, actually

They do the same thing back to you and you conclude they can't understand words with more than 3 syllables back at them.

No, I come to that conclusion due to other actions of theirs and treat their words as the useless drivel it is by not listening to them at all and then obstinately repeating my point. I learned it from them, they fucking hate it.

I literally do not care what those who don't get upset think, I know for a fact it upsets a decent amount of them and thus I'll keep doing it to piss that group off, simple as

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

nevermind that he is a liar, then? or do you actually believe immigrants eat housepets?

[–] Lennny@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Conservative is 4 syllables and they can understand that. Maybe we lost because of shit arguments like this?

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Conservative is 4 syllables and they can understand that

Oh look, someone who doesn't know what hyperbole is! Shit like that is why we lost, our side is full of slush brained assholes too

[–] Lennny@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 3 weeks ago

Please do, improve the world ☺️

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Definitely. Gonna be absolutely insufferable for the next 4 years. Gonna get me some trump pointing "I did that" stickers to put on gas pumps. Gonna whinge and piss and moan about egg prices and bread prices. Gonna make infantile memes and post them everywhere.

I'm tired of being smart and well informed. I return to Monke.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm tired of being smart and well informed.

This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while actually.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I agree, but that's not how conservatives work, we're all fucked, and this is fucking hilarious. We need that humor until we can't share it anymore without our hands being cut off

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Wrong energy. Both.

Nazis want to be darth vader. Calling their actions appalling makes them feel like that. Calling them the little baby bitches that they are, and pointing out that fuming and threatening violence in response is exactly what a little baby bitch would do, destroys their cardboard badass theater.

Hell, even Anakin Skywalker--literally Darth Vader--was a whiny little bitch in the prequels! That's who they are, and people who mention it help everybody see what they're really dealing with.

Look at the man behind the curtain, folks.

[–] TsarVul@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

From an outsider's perspective, it seems to me that the US got here by not being equally as petty. Lie, cheat, defame, appeal to tribalism, argue in bad faith. Populism is the meta and democrats need to get with it, cuz the whole world is on the line.

[–] blazera@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is conservative facebook tier

[–] Iampossiblyatwork@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like an effective way to win elections. Where are my memes?

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m sure he has lots more candy in the back of his van

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bstix@feddit.dk 8 points 3 weeks ago

Try lifting the pillows.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

does the oval office have a couch in it?

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it has at least two.

Two couches at the same time?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Could be President if the hamberder filled heart muscle fails

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Don't remind me

[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Porygon is like the worst pokemon

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 12 points 3 weeks ago

How dare you.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

All pokemon deserve rights

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'ts Pikachu!!

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

mr. mime exists tho

[–] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

Snorlax is the champ

What's he gunna do with Cheney's bunker under 1 Observatory?

He can spy on everyone's couches at once!

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Any death metal fans able to explain why I'm making the association between the hat and lolly costume and the music genre?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, and we think you might want to talk to a therapist about it

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Turns out it was Death Grips.

Is this sort of thing what you normally talk to your therapist about? Must be nice to have so few troubles.

[–] Mercuri@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

This is sadly the best photo I've seen of him.

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

You the bess

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that the guy from the Washington post?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Poor guy probably got on board with this joke because he thought Vance would be out of the news after Nov. 5th