Get your hands off me you damn dirty APE!
this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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May they never be sent back to any research facility again.
"Alpha Genesis" is such a movie-villain company name, too. They call themselves "Primate Research Specialists."
If you’re into following evil research companies check out Ridglan Farms.
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Yup, it makes my blood boil.
Army of the 43 monkeys, sounds like a bad sequel. Would definitely watch!
One is becoming president... Again...
Isn't this how planet of the apes started. I would say humans had a good run but honestly we really didn't. I welcome being replaced by apes. Hopefully they do a better job than we did.
I dunno, man. None of these monkeys are Andy Serkis.
Someone get them on a bus to Florida stat!
Is this that movie with Dustin Hoffman?
.... Rain Man?!?
No Kung Fu Panda
Silly rabbit, Master Shifu is a red panda!
Outbreak
Thanks. I know, I was just making a silly joke.
Me too. We all know it is clearly Hook :)
I'd be in trouble because I'd be setting up an Anne Frank attic refuge... for monkeys!
Monkey Shines was a great movie.