A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
Those scientists aren't mad, just dedicated.
Show me a field scientist that is injecting trees with a serum to turn them into sentient carnivores. Or one that is manually digging for uranium in order to fast track the eruption of a volcano. Or the one inventing Godzilla.
Not that pansy shit.
Is this one of those one is real but the rest is fake situations?
More like a “will be real as soon as I get that grant” situation
You're walking through the forest, and some guy covered in mud stumbles out onto the cutline, fly bitten, frenzied look in his eye, and a dirty shovel on his shoulder. Oh wait that's just me
Shia Lebeouf
Actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf?
No, I was just digging soil pits in yon shrubby fen. I don't if you guys are looking for peat, but there's a metric assload of it over there.
Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf?
LOL, that was me last week. Got myself trapped in a swamp at the hiking trail, limped back covered in slime from the waist down.
Suboptimal. I've spent a shit ton of time in bogs and fens and it's not a place you want to enter unprepared
I was very prepared. Just too dumb to turn around when I should have, bulled ahead.
And what did we learn?
There were some geologists (field work by my reckoning) from Massachusetts who went mad after an expedition to the Antarctic. The survivors came back mumbling something about a horrible thing from beyond the mountains.
was that expedition inspired by lovecraft or was lovecraft inspired by that expedition?
The expedition was not real. I was alluding to Lovecraft without naming him.
oh- oop :)
My favorite subplot in disco elysium
That's the kind of scientist I want to be. I wish it paid.
Gf and I passed a young guy while kayaking the river one day. Dude's wearing summer street-wear, standing at bank up to his knees with a net. He was researching turtle populations. Funky thing is, we have no idea how he got where he was.
This is me. You can usually find me staring up at a light pole talking, heckling or cursing at it, and before you know it I'm gone.
Why? Is the light pole not providing the correct type of light or something?
Nothing to do with the light actually. I'm yelling at the small cell radios on the top of the poles.
I mean that is a type of light.
Cellphone towers are just microwave light poles.
Ornithologist then?
I just love the idea of feral scientists doing feral science.
Wellllll, now I know what my next D&D character will be.
An INT-maxxing Druid? :p
I was thinking Artificer maybe maybe
Oh my gosh that's so much closer, you're right. Bet you could totally make a nature-oriented specialization too. :D
Crucial supporting NPCs in Monster Hunter
Pretty sure I have photographic evidence of the leaf monster I spawned to terrorize the overgrown creek bed into revealing its outcroppy secrets.
It was me. I am the leaf monster what walks in the water.
Best moment of Disco Elysium for me.
Dr. Frankenstein had an assistant for that.