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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Looking at you c/linuxsucks

[–] AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world 0 points 17 hours ago

Eloquently said

[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You see, little @JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee, when a man loves a woman…. Birds…. Bees…. yada yada yada…. You get a baby brother or sister.

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[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Never seen anyone complaining about Linux on here or on Reddit

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.

I actually don't know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

More like kinky sex slaves .... they're all either cheap or work for free.

They'll complain and give you a hard time during the whole experience but they'll never leave you alone because it's their kink and it turns them on.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey baby, I got all the distros and we can try them all, all night long.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

As long as there's blackjack too.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Wait, what did you just call me? 😄

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Oh, I'm sorry about the Linux thing, Russia.

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