Looking at you c/linuxsucks
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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What’s a LiNUx?¿
You see, little @JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee, when a man loves a woman…. Birds…. Bees…. yada yada yada…. You get a baby brother or sister.
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Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.
I actually don't know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.
More like kinky sex slaves .... they're all either cheap or work for free.
They'll complain and give you a hard time during the whole experience but they'll never leave you alone because it's their kink and it turns them on.
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Hey baby, I got all the distros and we can try them all, all night long.
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As long as there's blackjack too.
Wait, what did you just call me? 😄
Oh, I'm sorry about the Linux thing, Russia.