I knew all those Linux users were dirty sluts.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- If you feel strongly that you want politics back, please volunteer as a mod.
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report the message goes away and you never worry about it.
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You see, little @JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee, when a man loves a woman…. Birds…. Bees…. yada yada yada…. You get a baby brother or sister.
GNU\Linux awareness is a good thing for everyone! If everone was aware; we would have better alternatives across the board.
Lemmy users are hookers confirmed
Looking at you c/linuxsucks
I came hoping the hotties would be free, and to download a car.
Do people REALLY complain about Linux? There are nutters everywhere but I don't think this is really a thing.
More like kinky sex slaves .... they're all either cheap or work for free.
They'll complain and give you a hard time during the whole experience but they'll never leave you alone because it's their kink and it turns them on.
I'd never used Linux before getting a Steam Deck. It's now my preferred PC. But it's also super-duper polished and painless.
Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.
I actually don't know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.
Should have called it Linuxy
Oh, I'm sorry about the Linux thing, Russia.