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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Speaking of, I recently switched to Linux, do the thigh high socks just show up or do I have to order them myself?

[–] wholookshere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 20 hours ago

You have to find the shop and pay some gold, but when you equip them you get +2 programming and can be combined with BLÅHAJ for +2 gender euphoria.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You unlock them once you enter your 10,000th terminal command.

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[–] Shard@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You need to be a naughty slut that deserves a spanking for that to appear.

You get a choice of free maid/nurse/lab assistant outfit as well.

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep, as written in the manuscript:
"Stallman's Sluts and Torvalds' Thots,
shall all receive some thigh-high socks."

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[–] Flatfire@lemmy.ca 182 points 1 day ago (39 children)

Frankly, I don't have a problem with anyone who uses linux, I do too. I just get tired of the same stupid circlejerks that paint it as some kind of perfect alternative to existing mainstays. I like it, you like it, Lemmy is a deeply nerdy subsect of diehard FOSS ideologies and the power of the personal computer. But dear god is it kind of insufferable at times when it's preaching to converts, and I imagine even less pleasant for those who just don't have a desire to care.

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[–] hourglass@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

How so? I don't see the analogy.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, who knew an open source platform would be used by open source enthusiasts?

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[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago

momma I'm a hooker :D

[–] Zier@fedia.io 63 points 1 day ago (16 children)

Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!!

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

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[–] LavenderDay3544@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's more like going to a hotel, complaining that there are too many prostitutes, and then finding out it's a brothel.

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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 69 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Should have called it Linuxy

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Hey! Hookers are street working girls.

You find whores at brothels.

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