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MY PERFECT MOURNING ROUTINE (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Pat12@lemmy.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.

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[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 3 points 8 months ago

This man's colleague when he's just wasted three hours doing work he didn't have to: "but I sent you an email three hours ago about it?"

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

5:30am - Wake up in the mornin' feeling like P. Diddy 6:00am - Grab my glasses; I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city 5:45am - Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night I ain't comin' back

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 7 months ago

Diddy

[–] teuto@lemmy.teuto.icu 2 points 8 months ago

Wake up between 7 and 10 depending on what timezone I'm in, I work late so I don't need an alarm. Open the hotel blinds to get some real light. Eat some yogurt. Do a light work out. Shower. Do whatever until whenever my phone says go to work. Work 3–14 hours based on whatever schedule is on my phone. Go to hotel. Go to bed. Appreciate the fact that I have no meetings ever and at least 16 days off a month.

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