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"They said my power was petrifying gays, but it works on straight people fine?" (ttrpg.network)
submitted 2 months ago by ahdok@ttrpg.network to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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I'm always cleaning up murder scenes... they all say that they want the gore gone.

Okay, jokes are done, continue with your day.

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[–] Phineaz@feddit.org 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That took a while. Thank you, I love the puns!

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Once I read it aloud it clicked for me

Puns are the best

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Now I get “gore gon”, sounding like “gorgon”

What is the first one? I still don't get it.

[–] goatbeard@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Petrifying gaze

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 months ago

Okay that's great!

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

"petrifying gaze"

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The snake boots are fucking wild dude. I love it.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 19 points 2 months ago

If snakes are her hair, does that mean she essentially has Hobbit feet?

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I am the one who snoots.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The tongues on her feet are cute.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 months ago

I am the one who snocks.

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh no

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just got turned to stone. Didn’t I?

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

Rock hard, baby!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What happened to comic press? I haven't been able to get the page to load since Konsi had it explained to her that she is a public figure! I'm so behind!

Edit: ok, I was two behind. Still, been trying to find you for a month to tell you that your comic press page won't resolve.

I'm using https://comicpress.socksandpuppets.com/character/konsi/ to try to stay current.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

We've been having server issues for a while, I know. The main culprit has been a massive increase in scraper bots that effectively serve as a DDOS on my site. Long term they should be solved by the upcoming server migration that's coming, but that's a long and slow process.

I think I have a stopgap solution this week that should get it up and working well... it's not cheap but I'm willing to put some money into making sure people can read the comics.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 months ago

Okay, it should be working reasonably now, hopefully what we've done will be robust enough to take us to the server move.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Whatever you did seems to have worked! Yay!